“Nuclear” mac and cheese (pasta water + American cheese slices)
Shallot squid ink pasta with soy sauce
Soy sauce pasta with chili flakes and konjac
instant seafood noodles with ice (he doesnt like it hot)
Grilled cheese (allegedly the green is from some herbed cheese he used)
Yes, he enjoyed most of these dishes (except 1, which was just edible for him)
by dyslexic_draws
41 Comments
I’m gonna go with the squid ink pasta
#3 is the least cursed – looks reasonable in terms of texture and flavor.
The rest seem about equal to me. #1 has terrible texture undoubtedly. #2 looks like snail shells. #4 is just not the intended eating experience. #5 has that unfortunate color, and that doesn’t look like a sandwich. Personal preference would elevate one over the other.
girl he needs to look at tini’s mac n cheese recipe because the first pic is absolutely…. erm 💨💀
I didn’t even realize it was possible to fuck up a grilled cheese that badly. Was he actively fighting off enemy combats while making it or something?
Pack your bags and call the police
You need the priest from the exorcist to bless these atrocities! The noodles with ice.. (though not really) is the only thing I would consider.. thank your partner for allowing you to share such cursed food!
Naaa. This person is trying unconventional ways to kill themselves lol
😦
Straight to jail….
I’m absolutely terrified and would think anytime he makes a meal it’ll give me some freaky illness. Bubonic plage, salmonella, parasitic worms, and all the above.
We got the 1.Mac and maybe cheese ,
2. Alien egg sac a la mode ,
3.Gluten free pumpkin break pads with random pasta, 4.Baja blast Mountain Dewdles with a shot of ice and 5. as a snack 2 last piece mold bread with melted outside margarine. Hmmmm yummy 🤤
your partner cooks like he’s an alien who just landed on Earth trying to convince everyone he’s human 😭😭
That second one looks like he took a scoop of whatever was in a tide pool and just ate it raw
2. What is that???
Edit: didn’t see that they were labeled!
I audibly whispered “oh god, what is that” after each photo.
This is rage bait. This has to be rage bait. Which is probably another name of a dish he would eat.
This man has forfeited the privilege to criticize anyone else’s food.
Did he find the mac and cheese pot in a dumpster? I am more disturbed by that than any of the food.
Your partner desperately needs a cookbook for Christmas
I thought number 2 was pickled herring, then I saw boiled snails, definitely most cursed.
number 5 is a close second with moldy bread squished together at weird angles
This is some Resident Evil food
Okay, slide number 2 legit made me stop in my tracks. I…hope it tasted good
All are nasty
1, 2, 3 and 5 are all acceptable concepts executed poorly due to lackluster kitchen skills
4 is a crime and against the very concept of taste
What the fk is he mixing the mac in
Why is it so dirty
How does this not give you the ick
The ice in the ramen I understand. Sometimes that shit is way too hot and I don’t wanna wait
I mean, I thought that nothing could really top the first one. I was wrong.
Imho the squid ink barely tinting the noodles with the delicate purple of the outer shallots is the worst for me. Runner up is the konjac because I had a TERRIBLE experience with konjac noodles
The mac and cheese is most cursed.
But the grilled cheese doesn’t look like grilled or cheese…
The iced ramen reminds me of my childhood…My mom used to put a couple of ice cubes in my ramen because I didn’t like my ramen hot. Lol
This is culinary terrorism
Yo….so your partner could like…watch 15 min of YouTube and instantly improve. There is absolutely no reason to put things like this in your body lol.
Did he learn to cook from a lich
I’ll take #3 and hope for the best
These can all be safely categorised as crimes against humanity
Before reading the post, I thought the mac & cheese (loosely phrasing it as such) was instead, raw eggs and pasta. So, I suppose the discovery was an improvement. Ugh.